Suggested asexual version of “Fuck, Marry, Kill”:
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
WHAT IS THIS LIP COLOUR I NEED IT
It’s ‘Atomic’ by Make Up Store
Wow wow wow